Nordic Theater

Yes, I'm getting incredible mileage from this, but not everyone that follows this blog is on Twitter or Facebook (so it's new for some of you, but if you do Twitter - I'm knkeela, who are you?)

Part I -
Setting: Yesterday, late morning, Nord Household
Alex: (concerned) "Jeremy, what are you eating? Jeremy, what did you put in your mouth?!?"
Jeremy: (hesitantly) "uh booger"

Part II -
Setting: Yesterday, dinner table, Nord Household
Kyle to Alex: "Let me put this as simply as I can; I have to poop."

What ever will they say tomorrow?